And we can’t say we didn’t see this coming

“Spreading some erotic Easter spirit your way—xoxoxoxo,” Stodden tweeted Friday, along with a link to the photo shoot on the Daily Mail‘s site, which revealed Doug Hutchinson’s teen bride clad in a pink bow tie, bunny ears and a fluffy tail on her white bikini bottoms as she palmed an egg-filled Easter basket.

And since a bunny generally doubles as a mechanic (right?), Stodden made sure to pose bent over a Jeep Wrangler after finishing her Easter Egg hunt wearing none other than sky-high, clear lucite heels.

Of course, that was just the beginning of Stodden’s poetic prose to commemorate the holiday.

“HiPpeTy hIppETtY hOp HoP hOPpiNG my kinky Courtney-tail outside to capture a couple captivating rays – I’m such a sun bunny! Xoxoxoxo,” Stodden tweeted Saturday. “Whew – I’m a hippity HOT bunny now! Think I’m gonna cool off by stripping down to my ears as I bounce into a nippy shower .”

But that wasn’t all.

On Easter Sunday, Stodden shared a spiritual message with followers, because nothing says the ressurection of Jesus like an over-the-top bikini shoot in a forest.

“HOPPY EASTER 2 U! God Bless “We know that Christ, being raised from the dead, will never die again; death no longer has dominion over him,” she wrote.

Er, happy holidays?

Jim, Michelle, and the rest of the Class of 1999 return to their hometown for their 13-year high school reunion. As evidenced by Stifler’s receding hairline, they’ve all gotten a little older, but the humor in American Reunion is still late-’90s raunch. Which, for the American Pie series, is exactly what it should be, right?

Still, some of this pie feels stale.

Could Los Angeles be missing some Southern twang soon?

Miley Cyrus tweeted earlier today that she’s “highly considering moving back to Nashville.”

Sure, it’s home to the country singer, and Miley wouldn’t have to worry about missing any memos about wearing stilettos, but what does Nashville really have that Los Angeles doesn’t?!

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It’s more like what it doesn’t have.

“Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today,” Cyrus tweeted.

Oh right, privacy.

And Miley’s not alone. Matthew McConaughey recently rounded up his kids and bride-to-be Camila Alves and left L.A. to go back to his old Texas stomping grounds.

The Hills reality star turned fashion designer exposed herself—literally and figuratively—in a revealing new interview for Glamour‘s May issue.

She also let readers in on a little-known secret…

The 26-year-old—who looks fabulous and flawless in her floral embellished boy-short bottoms and nothing else—discussed how she is actually “petrified” to be seen in a bathing suit because a photographer once “zoomed in on her cellulite.”

Relax, Conrad, we’ve seen worse.

The former MTV star also talked about life after The Hills, being linked to “friends” Colton Haynes, Derek Hough and Stephen Dorff, and trying to prove to her critics that she’s not famous for nothing.

“I would film all day, and then I had several other businesses on the side. In the last season [of the show] I was running a clothing line and writing a novel. I work really, really hard,” she explained. Yeah, take that, critics!

Conrad also dished on her new book, The Fame Game, a story about a bad girl who loves to cause drama on her reality show.

That sounds bizarrely familiar, can you spell autobiography?

mixxarticles confirms that the 36-year-old funnyman has signed over all rights to the sprawling $6.5 million Hollywood Hills mansion he and the 27-year-old “Hot n Cold” singer shared before their 14-month union came to an ignominious end in December.

Per the quitclaim deed obtained by Mixxarticles Brand surrendered his portion of ownership of the seven-bedroom, nine-bathroom spread to Perry for “no monetary consideration.”

Guess he couldn’t wait to move on.

The former superstar duo purchased the 3-acre property in June 2011. Once used during season one of ABC’s The Bachelor, the estate featured a host of amenities including a swimming pool, a pub, a huge home theater, a study and a guest house.

A Los Angeles judge signed off on Brand’s petition to divorce last month, but it’s not expected to become official until July.

It’s a dream come true for the 30-year-old, “I have wanted a boy for a long time. I actually thought my first baby was going to be a boy, but then, of course, was very happy to get a girl. But now I am getting a boy as well, it’s absolutely perfect. It’s the best news.”

Alessandra is five weeks away from giving birth and admits the news has left her in a predicament about what to name her future son.

“Before I found out the gender, I had lots of girls names picked out, but no boys names,” she admits. “That’s the hardest part! I have five good names for a girl and really none for a boy. I want something that works well in both Portuguese and English. It can’t be too American or my grandmother won’t be able to pronounce it!”

But Alessandra says her 3-year-old daughter is helping her with suggestions, “Anja is telling everyone how happy she is. I love having a girl, she’s super fun. She’s really excited and has also come up with a name she would like him to be called. I told her that her name for him can be his nickname.”

Alessandra says she’s finding this pregnancy to be easy, telling E! News,  “I am feeling really good. My back is starting to hurt a little bit, but I am doing yoga three times a week and taking walks on the beach, so that is helping. I’m waking up every three hours in the night though, so that’s not as fun. But aside from that, this pregnancy has been really easy.”

The family is busy prepping for the new arrival. Alessandra has been spending the past few weeks getting her new son’s nursery ready for the day he comes home.

“I think the nursery is going to be a combination of aqua and khaki. It’s a nice combination of colors. I’ve been using a website called NewArrivalsInc.com. They’ve been really helpful with ideas.”

As for more children, Alessandra says she’s not done yet, “I used to say that I wanted five kids, but we’ll see how it goes.”

“I said earlier no I wasn’t [going to file a complaint],” Kim said. “I am just going to think about it, because I don’t want someone to think they can really get away with that. So we are going to handle that.”

She said that she really wanted to reach out, however, to point out that she felt worse for the people running the event last night than she did for herself. Not to mention, it was kinda terrifying

Kim was posing for pics at the launch of her new fragrance, True Reflection (also benefiting Dress for Success) at the London West Hollywood hotel, when the not-yet-identified woman seemingly came out of nowhere, catching even the cameras by surprise. Kim was escorted off the carpet to clean up, ASAP, with concerned mom Kris Jenner following closely behind.

Security led the rogue flour girl away, but authorities did not release her name because she was not taken into custody at the scene.

“I was laughing it off earlier and, you know, I think that is the only thing I knew how to do at the time,” Kim admitted. “But I just think it is such a shame that someone like that…would ruin an event, or attempt to ruin an event, that was based around, not only my fragrance, but this organization, Dress For Success. I mean that’s what the event was about. These women flew in from all over the country to be a part of this event, that are underprivileged women, that really got the shine taken away from them a little bit. That’s why I am calling in now. I feel bad that it was kind of derailed from that.”

“Now that I think about it and had some time to digest it,” she added, “I think, ‘What if that was some other substance? What if that person had a dangerous weapon?’ It’s scary. And what’s even scarier is this woman acted as if she was a part of the press. She just came out of nowhere! And so we are definitely changing things up a little bit, amping up security, taking some measures, and…I’m gonna definitely deal with it because it is not acceptable.”

Meanwhile, scariness aside, how did Kim tidy herself up so quickly and return to the red carpet within minutes after such a shock?

“I have no idea,” she replied. “I didn’t think it was that bad until I saw the pictures today and was like, ‘Wow, there was so much powder on me,’ or flour, or whatever it was!”

“But,” Kim concluded, “as soon as I got in the elevator, ‘I said, ‘Guys there are a ton of people that are paying money to be at this event.” If she didn’t go back, she would feel as if she were “letting them down…disrespecting them.

So, “my mom was using a blow dryer trying to get it out of my hair. My whole jacket was wet, because you know we were making sure it didn’t look like it was white. She was wetting it down and I said, ‘I don’t care. Wet or not I’m just gonna put this back on, get all this powder off and go back down there and finish the event. We’re not going to let this ruin it.’”

And they most certainly did not.

Though she played it cool on the red carpet last night after a young  woman tossed a bag of flour on her, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star is  considering pressing charges, she exclusively tells E! News’ Giuliana Rancic and Ken Baker.

“I said earlier no I wasn’t [going to file a complaint],” Kim said. “I am  just going to think about it, because I don’t want someone to think they can  really get away with that. So we are going to handle that.”

She said that she really wanted to reach out, however, to point out that she  felt worse for the people running the event last night than she did for herself.  Not to mention, it was kinda terrifying

Kim was posing for pics at the launch of her new fragrance, True Reflection  (also benefiting Dress for Success) at the London West Hollywood hotel, when the  not-yet-identified woman seemingly came out of nowhere, catching even the  cameras by surprise. Kim was escorted off the carpet to clean up, ASAP, with  concerned mom Kris Jenner following closely behind.

Security led the rogue flour girl away, but authorities did not release her  name because she was not taken into custody at the scene.

“I was laughing it off earlier and, you know, I think that is the only thing  I knew how to do at the time,” Kim admitted. “But I just think it is such a  shame that someone like that…would ruin an event, or attempt to ruin an event,  that was based around, not only my fragrance, but this organization, Dress For  Success. I mean that’s what the event was about. These women flew in from all  over the country to be a part of this event, that are underprivileged women,  that really got the shine taken away from them a little bit. That’s why I am  calling in now. I feel bad that it was kind of derailed from that.”

“Now that I think about it and had some time to digest it,” she added, “I  think, ‘What if that was some other substance? What if that person had a  dangerous weapon?’ It’s scary. And what’s even scarier is this woman acted as if  she was a part of the press. She just came out of nowhere! And so we are  definitely changing things up a little bit, amping up security, taking some  measures, and…I’m gonna definitely deal with it because it is not  acceptable.”

Meanwhile, scariness aside, how did Kim tidy herself up so quickly  and return to the red carpet within minutes after such a shock?

“I have no idea,” she replied. “I didn’t think it was that bad until I saw  the pictures today and was like, ‘Wow, there was so much powder on me,’ or  flour, or whatever it was!”

“But,” Kim concluded, “as soon as I got in the elevator, ‘I said, ‘Guys there  are a ton of people that are paying money to be at this event.” If she didn’t go  back, she would feel as if she were “letting them down…disrespecting them.

So, “my mom was using a blow dryer trying to get it out of my hair. My whole  jacket was wet, because you know we were making sure it didn’t look like it was  white. She was wetting it down and I said, ‘I don’t care. Wet or not I’m just  gonna put this back on, get all this powder off and go back down there and  finish the event. We’re not going to let this ruin it.’”

And they most certainly did not.

This one? It hawks a superstar’s death in a bedroom.

The Beverly Hills mansion where Michael Jackson died from a lethal dose of propofol in 2009 is back on the market.

And if your macabre appetites are particularly voracious, then by all means: Please step inside for one thriller of a tour…

“McMansion” doesn’t even begin to describe the grandly ostentatious home, which sits on a massive 17,000-square-foot chateau-style property.

It boasts seven bedrooms and 13 bathrooms, with an elevator to zip you where you want to go.

Oh my, did you happen to get a little lost there? Must be because you took a wrong turn while passing the theater, the spa, the gym and the wine cellar, which has its own tasting room.

Feeling chilly? Pick a fireplace—there are 14 of them.

Feeling hot? Then won’t you take a dip in the pool? You can practice your Olympic laps there.

Oh, we almost forgot: the asking price. The digs will set you back a cool $23.9 million.

Jackson lived in the house for seven months up until his death in June 2009 and reportedly shelled out $100,000 a month for rent.

In a particularly Hollywood twist, the listing agent for the home is Mauricio Umansky, hubby of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Kyle Richards, and the couple was friends with the pop star.

“I knew him, and my wife has been friends with Michael Jackson since she was 8 to 10 years old,” Umansky tells real-estate website Zillow. “And I personally think there’s some great energy in the house, and I see it as a major positive. I’m excited to be selling it.”

Glad to see someone’s putting a positive spin on the place’s morbid pedigree. After all, this isn’t the first time that property and memorabilia connected with the King of Pop’s death has hit the market.

Last year, the pop star’s belongings were auctioned off. The bed on which Jackson died was briefly put up for auction, only to be yanked after Jackson’s estate balked.

Jackson died on June 25 after suffering a cardiac arrest in the mansion’s bedroom. The singer’s personal physician, Conrad Murray, was found guilty in November of involuntary manslaughter after administering a lethal dose of the surgical anesthetic propofol to Jackson.

He was sentenced to four years in prison but is expected to serve less than two years due to overcrowding in the Los Angeles County Jail.

The singer has revealed that she underwent lap-band surgery in January, reports People.

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“It was the right decision for me and I’m doing really well so far,” Wilson tells the magazine. “It’s all about taking good care of yourself.”

The 43-year-old mother-of-two has already lost 30 pounds since having the procedure, which involves placing a silicone band around the stomach in order to minimize food consumption.

This is somewhat familiar territory for Wilson, who underwent gastric bypass surgery in 1999 and subsequently lost 150 pounds, only to regain some of it back later after becoming pregnant with her daughters, Lola, 6, and Luciana, 2.

Meanwhile, Wilson recently reunited with Chynna Phillips and sister Wendy Wilson to record a new Wilson Phillips album titled Dedicated (due out on April 3) as well as shoot Wilson Phillips: Still Holding On, the group’s upcoming reality show premiering April 8 on the TV Guide Network.